Local Auto Dealers under Attack from Tomato!
January 29, 2008 2:12 pm AutosThe presence of a giant red tomato that has somehow discovered a way to have some form of intelligence has all of the town’s citizens worried and concerned. No one knows exactly where this 3 ton tomato has come from or what it’s intentions are, but there is one thing everyone agrees upon: It its one fine looking tomato! Early today some local auto dealers found smears of red tomato paste all over their stocks of cars! There were no witnesses as to what exactly happened, but it would appear there seems to be some malice towards the car industry…